I was off to explore the Strip. The famous Strip. You know, where all the action takes place. I was kind of hoping to find some action. Maybe watch the CSI guys solve a crime. Maybe they'd ask me to help. I was excited and a little nervous. But first, I had to find it. The hotel we were staying in was not on the Strip and I wasn't exactly sure where to go. But, I did know there was a monorail station at our hotel, so I figured that was a good place to start. And, it was.

They had maps of where the monorail went and the various hotels that were by the stations. Ahh, just what I needed. My first outing consisted of stopping at the MGM Grand and visiting the hotels in that area - the Excalibur, the Luxor and the Mandalay Bay. Well, all I can say about these places are.... they are big, flashy and have slot machines. Of course, they did have some cool things like this.... This is the front of the Luxor.

And there's this... This is the Paris Las Vegas.

It was kind of cool. The ceiling on the inside was painted like the sky, so as you walked through the shopping area it was like you were outdoors in Paris. So, I spent most of the afternoon wandering around until I got tired and then I went back to the hotel, got a huge dish of icecream, sat in my chair and watched a couple episodes of CSI.
The next day I got off at the station by Harrah's and got completely lost. I went out one door, followed a sidewalk and ended up by a dumpster and a dead-end. The sidewalk I followed next ended up at an employee who looked disdainfully at me (hmmph, tourists) and said, "You don't want to go this way!" and I said, "But I need to get out of here. How do I get out of here?" and he said, "Go through that door till you get to the fake people with the suitcases full of money and turn right." Fine!

I finally escaped from Harrah's.
I wanted to go to the Venetian, so after walking down the street a little while, avoiding the "Help Feed the Homeless People" people and the scary guy with "Girls, girls, girls" written on his t-shirt handing out free tickets to a show, I found the Venetian. Now, that is one cool hotel. The shopping mall is incredible. There were canals with gondaliers who sang Italian love songs.

There were waterfalls and high ceilings painted like the sky and all kinds of shops that I couldn't afford. It was pretty cool! I looked in the window of a rare books store and discovered I could buy a first edition James Joyce novel for a paltry $18,000.

After a while I got kind of tired of it all and went back to the hotel. That was my last day anyhow and I needed to get ready to go home. It's easy to get tired of Las Vegas. It's a city that caters to every vice known to man. It's gaudy and excessive and after a while can be downright annoying. Has the art of subtlety been completely lost? Anyone? Anyone? Does everything have to be in your face and right out there for all to see? In Vegas it is!